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ehwn i aws gyuno, ym ratenps edam em od os cumh krohswouse hatt ym gola ni flie ta hatt mite aws ot cobeme a travens

- ektih wose





 

1. The Postmarks - Goodbye
2. The Elected - I'll Be Your Man
3. Eisley - Come Clean
4. Coconut Records - West Coast
5. Mando Diao - Gold
6. Rooney - That Girl Has Love
7. The Feeling - Without You
8. Locksley - All of the Time
9. Sondre Lerche - On the Tower
10. Ambulance LTD - Anecdote
11. The Electric Soft Parade - Misunderstanding
12. Mates of State - So Many Ways
13. Travis - Battleships
14. The Feeling - Won't Go Away
15. Eisley - Ten Cent Blues
16. The Spinto Band - Direct to Helmet
17. The Essex Green - Rue De Lis
18. Voxtrot - Four Long Days
19. The Hoosiers - Goodbye Mr A
20. Under the Influence of Giants - I Love You

just a note, if you have the song 'Dirty Little Secrets' by the all-american rejects in your music library, i would appreciate it if you could kindly play it while reading this entry.


- - -

if you don't mind, i would first like to share with you something that has got me smiling whenever i thought of porn. yes, porn.

it was something that i found really amusing upon my recent visit to a porn site.

yes, you heard me, recent.

so, i was watching a particular video under my all time favourite category..


'Lesbian' (i mean seriously, who could resist girl on girl action?)

and on that occasion, it just so happened that i was browsing through the comments section,

the usual stuff you'll read is people getting turned on by the video.

but there was this one guy who wrote a particularly familiar line,


"i just don't understand how girls have sex, unless they like scissor or something"


that quote i remember was by mr. garrison from South Park

and all i could think of after that was the guy scissoring his fingers with a bewildered look on his face.



that was the first time i ever laughed while browsing a porn site.

- - -





it takes guts to confess one's fears,

personally, i do not have any problems with this because my reputation isn't cool enough to be tarnished.


BUT


it takes balls of steel to admit to one's dirty secrets,

this i believe is extremely tough for everyone including me for we all have a decent image to live up to.




what i am about to say has it's obvious consequences.

you might stop reading this blog,

or worse, picture me differently starting from today onwards.


but despite all that, i am still willing to confess.




That i am in fact a porn addict


i am ashamed of this,

and definitly not in anyway proud of it.


i could forgive myself for entering porn sites in my preteens out of curiousity

but i cannot forgive myself for relentlessly doing so up to date.

this has to stop.





i need a constant reminder

that by confessing of my shameful obsession to the public,

there will be millions of eyes watching my every click making sure i kept my word

each time i surfed the net.




i need a solution

and this might be it.





i am truly sorry to all who previously had a decent image of me in their mind,

my brother especially.


but rest assured,

i am not in a depressed state, in fact i've never felt better.

more importantly, there will be attempts to reverse this situation.

i'm not gonna lie, it is tough but most certainly not impossible.





this is the first time i'm writing a blog entry employing a homourless mindset,

i hope you will forgive me for that, and instead appreciate my audacity for once.




- - -

tyson ritter says "who has to know?"

i say the people do when things get out of hand.

- - -





End...


of this blog ?

you know, i've always been into art.

but somehow

i knew i was never meant for it.



simply because i have never committed myself into it.

once, i took up art as my cca.
but the first time i attended it's class, also happened to be the last.


i also never liked doing art when i wasn't in the mood to, same goes for drawing things that i wasn't fascinated with.





i can't imagine life being an artist.

it's so not me,

it's so...





me : ok angela, i'm going to draw you so you're gonna have to stay in that awkward position for the next half an hour. or so.

??? : 好的.




narrator : two hours later





me : voila! one hundred yuan, shay shay.

??? : 這是甚麼大便哦??

me : glad you like it. one hundred dollars.

??? : 先生, 我叫你畫我,沒叫你畫我狗呀.

me : OH I GET IT, you honkies are always looking for discount huh. alright alright, half price yi ban yi ban okay? but give me your phone number in return? sui bo?

??? : 對不起,你剛說了甚麼.?

me : i'm sorry i don't understand you.

??? : 你剛說了甚麼???

me : not like that dear, do it again.

??? : 你剛說了甚麼?

me : ohhh, you said... do it again.

??? : 你 剛 說 了 甚 麼 ?!?!?!

me : er... do it again?




*snaps fingers

guys guys, stay with me will ya.?

i'm talking serious stuff here.


my career may not be on the line but my passion is.

man, i'm starting to lose faith in my own abilities already.


ok tell ya what.


here's a picture i drew earlier



if you can tell me who this is, you might just stand to win something special.

here's a hint: not a retarded person.


oh by the way, if you make a wrong guess, i'll kill you.

so guess wisely

*processing vision . . .




keith : honey, you're driving the kids to school again ?


??? : since when are you so interested in my daily routines ?


keith : oh, i just thought you could use a hand that's all.


??? : well, that would've been a good idea, except for the fact that you can't even work a bicycle.




*end of vision

powered by stomp




stomp as you all already know, is an established local site that discusses about anything that literally can be discussed about.

as for myself, i had only ventured as far as star blog to catch up with the love of my life, dawn yang. (yes, i still fantasize about her if you're wondering)




However,


that has all changed today, as i entered the prominent singapore seen section for the first time.

and my god, was i dumbfounded.



that place is filled with THOUSANDS OF TYPICAL SINGAPOREANS



but don't get me wrong though, being a singaporean myself, understandably i wouldn't have any sorta prejudice against my own kind.... not.


without a doubt singaporeans are excessively enthusiastic about the current state of affairs.


i actually thought that the rate of kiasunism or whatever isms that singapore has created to have receded by now and be gradually over taken by the new generation's mindset.

but i was wrong.



stomp has indeed flawlessly portrayed the personality of a typical singaporean.


super-short articles less than a paragraph long
that apparently have the capability of attracting a gazillion of views and not to mention, heaps
of comments that would be too arduous to go through all.


and all these commotion just because of a discontented singaporean?



apart from the amusement that stomp provides me with, like some of the readers, i too am utterly annoyed by the fact that these idiots would rather snap photos of the subject instead of rectifying the problem.


yep, i think these people just want hard evidence to get an army of supporters to back them up.

HUM JI KIA!



on the other hand,



you have just gotta give it to them, without these people complaining here and there for even the most minute defects, singapore would never be the singapore it is today.





[spc. thanks to zibin & calvin for unspecified reasons]

music come and go in our lives every now and then.

this year you might acquire a thousand songs,
but you may lose a hundred.

but whatever the quantity,
it ultimately depends on only one aspect,
it's quality

and it's quality can be represented by a simple 5 star rating system

but what will make each and every one of them distinguishable if you were to come across 4 or 5 starred songs regularly? not easy i presume.

but what if,
you could?


today is your lucky day,
as i will be teaching you the secrets of music rating.

and if you follow these guidelines precisely, i will assure you that the standards of your music library will skyrocket and you'll never experience music the same way ever again.



*each dot represents a star

● Connectivity, this refers to the chemistry/bond shared between you and the song. so if the song does not or no longer clicks with your ears, you don't check this star.


● Sentimentality, a very personal aspect indeed. if this song has been with you through your highs and lows and brings back distinct memories whenever it's being played, you ought to check this star.


● Obscurity, now doesn't it make the song extra special if you're listening to one that very few are? so check this if you're listening to the under appreciated.


● Unknown, yet


● Unknown, yet



(till this day, my songs have had only a maximum rating of 2 stars and theres no reason you shouldn't follow)

Now, i realised that i had only 3 stars sorted out and 2 still left unfigured. So if u have any suggestions whatsoever as to what they might be, just leave a comment or get out.